This nag is the usual post on the 2nd of the month. Save yourself heartache. Backup your hard drive. You don't want the month to be any more miserable than it is naturally.
No sun - no moon!
No morn - no noon -
No dawn - no dusk - no proper time of day.
No warmth, no cheerfulness, no healthful ease,
No comfortable feel in any member -
No shade, no shine, no butterflies, no bees,
No fruits, no flowers, no leaves, no birds! -
Thomas Hood (1789-1845)